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ROUTINE LENGTHS AVAILABLE:
1 min 30 secs $125
2 min 30 secs $165
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BRIAN PATAFIE
SPECIALTIES:
Sports (Hockey top of that list), Family Friendly, Adult/Mature, Corporate Events, Roasting
WHY BRIAN PATAFIE IS YOUR PERSONAL COMIC: The one, the only, the original “Enter-Trainer”, proud Canuck Brian is the only professional comic working top clubs in North America, (and a few really cold ones near the Arctic Circle), who worked his way up thru the minor leagues, into the National Hockey League, and comes ready to take every shot armed with excellent stories of players, being on the road, and what it’s like to balance a “normal” life with the demand of professional hockey. Sure, he’s the perfect guy to talk sports for your event and occasion, but his wide ranging comedy style incorporates innumerable stories that will fit your needs like a hockey mask fit a goalie. A GOOD goalie, you understand.
THE PAUL NEWMAN “SLAP SHOT” LEGACY: Brian worked his way up thru the lowest of low professional hockey minor leagues during the time “Slap Shot” was being filmed, revealing everything about life in the minors. He caught on for a career in the NHL and then wound up in the German Professional Ice Hockey League with just one issue. He didn’t speak a single word of German. Sadly he was unable to convince the Hansen Brothers to join him for a few spins around the ice. (That’s a ‘Slap Shot’ joke for the informed). All these stories are the backbone of what he brings to your event, occasion, and in toasting and roasting an honoree.
“FUNNY AS PUCK”: The show that offers hysterical one-liners and a takes you on a trip the his dysfunctional family life leaves nothing in the dressing room, and provides a rousing and unique performance for your personalized gig.
HEADLINE: “My Father came over to Canada from Italy, my Mother from Ireland. Made for a wonderful Sunday Dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs and a heaping helping of ‘Go F*** Yourself!”
YOU SHOOT! YOU SCORE! TAKE YOUR SHOT AT OUTSTANDING COMEDY BY BOOKING BRIAN PATAFIE FOR YOUR PERSONALIZED GIG TODAY!
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