Brian Patafie

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ROAST (Light ’em up & Comic has free rein)

FREE FOR ALL (No personalization. Comic rolls with best bits)

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Remember the more information you give the comic, the more they’ll have to work with to build a truly personalized routine for you! That said, if there is anything you would NOT want as part of the routine, just leave those fields blank.

Tell us about the person you're creating this for (The more detailed you are, the more your comic has to work with. Their job, career, lifestyle, family, hobbies. You get the idea. Be descriptive).

Tell us something FUNNY about them or what happened to them (Go for it! Stories make for excellent comedy fodder).

What's the occasion? (Birthday, Anniversary, Celebration of Life, Graduation, etc. Tell us a little something about the occasion).

If this is for a Special Event (Meeting, Corporate Presentation, Group Playback on ZOOM, etc.) tell us all about it. (Remember, the more detailed you are, the funnier the performance will be).

Is there anything you would consider "off-limits"? (Something they or the group viewing it would not find funny?)

Is there a personal message you would like the comic to include? (Comic has discretion to use it in the performance).

Where will this be played? (Private party, posted to social media, Corporate event, please be specific).

Did we forget anything? Are there any other stories/information/tidbits you'd like to add?

Tell us some amusing/fascinating/meaningful stories about them. Tell us more than one story if possible. Go for it. The more you tell us, the more your comic has to work with.

Finally, let's not forget the all-important text added to the Personalized Video INTRODUCTION and CLOSE of your performance. A short message, the occasion, be serious, have fun, be creative! Let it fly! There can be up to 2 lines of text with a maximum of 30 characters to each line.

INTRODUCTION:(Required)

Example: “Happy Birthday Cindy!”

CLOSE:(Required)

Example: “From Ed and Mary”

Please upload a photo of your recipient that we can use in the video.

Accepted file types: jpg, png, tiff, Max. file size: 64 MB.

We encourage you to add a photo of the person who is the focus of this performance. A photo is a big help to the comics in knowing their subject. However. if you don’t have access to a photo, your performance will still be exceptional. This photo will be used in the OPEN and CLOSE of your customized performance. Photos are only used in your video with your permission.

PAYMENT INFORMATION

Length:(Required)

1:30min – $125

2:30min – $165

Length 1:30

Length 2:30

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Add Audio File (MP3) – $20.00

Mailed USB (Standard USPS) – $50.00

ONE LAST THING…

Congratulations on creating a “one of a kind” customer comedy performance, designed just for you and the person receiving it. Check your responses to be as accurate and informative as you can, as this gives the comic the best material to write from and perform. We rely on your information for the perfect performance. Sorry, we cannot be held responsible for erroneous information. Personalized videos are works of art, and as customized & individualized performances, they are non-refundable. Orders may be canceled within 24 hours of your request and a 35% restocking fee applies. We are an American-based company, and are thus dedicated to providing excellent customer service. We strive to get it right the first time, and that includes the technical side. We preview and review every performance for excellence in video and audio quality. If we missed something, we will replace it. Thank you again from the family at Toast Boast Roast Comedy!

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