Michael Parenti headshot for Toast Roast Boast Comedy

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ROUTINE LENGTHS AVAILABLE:

1 min 30 secs $180

2 min 30 secs $280

MICHAEL PARENTI

SPECIALTIES:

Family Friendly, Roasting, Corporate Events

WHY MIKE PARENTI IS YOUR PERSONAL COMIC: Not every comedy performance is “no holds barred”, and when you need something special with good clean comedy, Michael Parenti is at your service. Mike has been using his quick wit, high energy and hilarious clean stories for almost 20 years, and he has built a loyal following among those who don’t come for the down and dirty. No profanity, no offensive material, ever. You just give Mike the inside scoop on your event, occasion, and the person you’re gifting this to, and he’s off to create those memories that will laugh a lifetime.

COMEDY GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY: Mike is much more than a talented performer, as he produces comedy shows and takes time to feed those in need of laughter. He’s co-Founder of “Comedy To Go”, putting on hundreds of shows and fundraisers for church outreach programs to family reunions and every occasion in between. The time he brought in legendary comic Jackie Mason to perform at a sold-out show is still the stuff of excellent tales. Know that when you hire Mike to create your personalized gig, you’re getting a man who cares deeply about the comedy community and delivering memorable laughs.

COMEDY RUNS IN THE FAMILY: Mike’s youngest son, Andrew, often opens for his Dad at certain shows. As to which Parenti is the funniest, perhaps if we ask, we might be able to get them in a “Battle of the Family” for a special event.

HEADLINE: “I’ll tell you an Italian joke. Why don’t Italians like Jehovah’s Witnesses? Because we don’t like ANY witnesses”.

WITNESS THE BEST PERSONALIZED COMEDY FOR EVERY EVENT & OCCASION BY BOOKING MICHAEL PARENTI TODAY!