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ROUTINE LENGTHS AVAILABLE:

1 min 30 secs $180

2 min 30 secs $280

5-8 min ROAST SPECIAL $480

MARY DIMINO

SPECIALTIES:

Family Friendly. Adult/Mature, Roasting, Ethnic, Bachelor/ette Parties & Wedding Receptions

WHY MARY DIMINO IS YOUR PERSONAL COMIC: C’mon, how can you not laugh at someone who talks about having a “4 foot ass”? Mary is one of the most self-effacing comics working rooms across the country today and now brings it all to your event and occasion. Mary has no fear whatsoever talking about her weight loss fight over the years and how it relates to life for a wide range of fans. When you give Mary the particulars about your honoree and event, Mary will take those moments and weave them together into an hysterical take on every facet of life. As for that “4 foot ass”, no tape measures, please.

SCARED SKINNY: Mary is renowned for her one women show that caotured numerous awards for being bold and daring, taking on the issue of weight loss and how people are viewed in America. Her razor sharp observations are filled with exuberance and wit, meaning she comes right at you with no fear and a rollicking take on life. I mean, there’s no shortage of laughter from a life that began as “growing up fat, funny and afraid in an Italian family in Queens”.

A LEGENDARY CONNECTION: Gracie Allen is considered to be one of the pioneers of woman in comedy. For those not familiar, look up her exceptional talent working with husband George Burns, (the “Oh.God” guy for some of a certain age), and then consider that your personalized gig will be performed by a WINNER of the “Gracie Allen Award” from the American Women in Radio & TV. Stop right here.

HEADLINE: “My ass is a tall midget. My ass is the height requirement for being allowed on certain rides at Disney World”.

EXCEED THE LAUGHS REQUIREMENT FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT BY BOOKING THE RIOTOUS PERSONALIZED COMEDY OF MARY DIMINO TODAY!