ROUTINE LENGTHS AVAILABLE:
1 min 30 secs $180
2 min 30 secs $280
5-8 min Corporate $400
SPECIALTIES: Adult mature , Receptions, Corporate, Redneck
WHY DOUG CANNEY IS YOUR PERSONAL COMIC: No one ad libs into comedy better than Doug. Spending his early years traveling with a rock band and being forced to entertain crowds between popped circuit breakers and drummer asthma attacks made him a master at delivering excellent comedy in a really tough room. This means no matter what you throw him in your personalized request, he will take that and weave into something exceptional and worthy of memorable laughs. From a guy who cut his teeth on drunken after-show parties, sobering up and being dumped by another wife before starting to write jokes, Doug has a world of experiences to get you and your audience laughing.
NO ONE WORKS HARDER AT PERFECTING HIS COMEDY: Doug is writing and recording a good number of his personalized gigs for you while doing more than 330 nights a year on the road. He is proud to be labeled “The Human Energy Drink” by his fellow comics because of his sometimes spastic (and hysterical) persona on stage. Talk to those in attendance and you’ll often hear, ‘His face just KILLS me, and those damn eyebrows are CRAZY!”. Now, you get to experience all this and more as part of your personalized performance.
HEADLINE: “Old people don’t move to Florida. They move to NAPLES, Florida. I was out on the beach in Naples and saw a ton of people wearing these tiny little bathing suits, I thought they were debris from a storm”.
DOUG CANNEY IS WAITING TO RAISE THOSE EYEBROWS FOR YOU, SO DON’T HESITATE AND BOOK HIM NOW!