ROUTINE LENGTHS AVAILABLE:
1 min 30 secs $180
2 min 30 secs $280
5-8 min Roast Up to 5 People $490
Adult/Mature, Impersonations (Cher a real specialty), Roasting, Sports
WHY CHRISTY MILLER IS YOUR PERSONAL COMIC: If it’s balls to the wall, nothing sacred, down and dirty “in your face” comedy, no one does it better than Christy. When she was named the permanent feature act at the world renowned “Caroline’s” in NYC, she had the nickname “Nasty Barbie” because as her peers and the audience soon realized, “No one can do dirty like she can”. Perfect for a roast or telling every dirty joke revolving around a bachelor/ette party, a birthday, an anniversary, even a celebration of life where everyone MUST have a good sense of humor, Christy is the perfect choice for a personalized performance no one will ever forget.
IMPRESSING THE DICE MAN: Christy knew she was on her way to bigger and better things when she was workin the top clubs in LA and caught the eye of the legendary Andrew “Dice” Clay. He invited her to open for him and she even wound up on the cover of one of his albums. (Those are the big vinyl things with a hole in the middle). Think about what it takes to stand toe-to-toe with Dice, and you get the idea what Christy brings to your event and occasion. Strap in and hold on.
THIS ISN’T YOUR DAD’S SUPERMODEL: Christy takes the stage and gets in front of the camera with a vengeance of confidence. She has been called “the superhero of super funny supermodels”. She wields language as a fine tipped spear and no one is safe from her hysterical and biting comedy. You don’t want to mess with someone who spent 2 years on the Gotham Girls Roller Derby as “Bitchie Slambora”. Give her the inside scoop on your event or honoree and watch the sparks fly.
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TAKE NO PRISONERS AND BRING “NASTY BARBIE” CHRISTY MILLER TO YOUR PERSONALIZED COMEDY PERFORMANCE TODAY…IF YOU DARE!